Showing posts with label Piccolo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Piccolo. Show all posts

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Dragonball Evolution Review


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WTF IS THIS SHIT? WHAT THE FUCK DOES EVOLUTION HAVE TO DO WITH THE PLOT OF THIS FUCKING MOVIE! SPEAKING OF WHICH WHAT THE HELL IS THE PLOT OF THIS DAMN MOVIE! WHY DO THEY NEED THE DRAGONBALLS? BOTH SIDES CLEARLY ACCOMPLISHED THEIR RESPECTIVE GOALS WITHOUT THEM? PICCOLO UNLEASHED HIS MONKEY FRIEND WITHOUT THE DRAGONBALLS AND GOKU DEFEATED HIM WITHOUT THE DRAGONBALLS SO WHY SEARCH FOR THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE? AND HOW DID PICCOLO ESCAPE FROM HIS PRISON? WE'RE TOLD THAT HE WAS LOCKED AWAY IN THE EARTH FROM THE VERY BEGINNING BUT WHEN WE NEXT SEE HIM HE'S ON SOME SPACE SHIP WITH SOME NAMELESS HOT CHICK! AND WHO IS HIS HOT SIDEKICK AND WHY DOES SHE SUCK SO MUCH? WHERE DOES THIS TAKE PLACE? JAPAN? AMERICA? THE FUTURE? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? WHY DOES PICCOLO WAIT UNTIL NOW TO ATTACK? WHY IS GOKU A MONKEY THING? WHERE HAS THE MONKEY THING BEEN FOR 2000 YEARS AND WHY DOES IT BECOME GOKU? WHY IS IT THAT THE MOVE THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY SO HARD TO LEARN TAKES LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES TO LEARN? WHT DOES BULMA WANT TO CASH IN ON THE DRAGON BALLS WHEN SHE CREATED A CAR THAT CAN FOLD UP AND GO IN HER FUCKING POCKET! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

ERNIE HUDSON WHY ARE YOU IN THIS? YOU'RE TOO COOL FOR THIS MOVIE? DO YOU NEED A PAYCHECK THAT BADLY? WAIT ERNIE, DON'T GO! I NEED YOU! ERNIE, COME BACK! NOOOO! WHERE DID HE GO! WHY WAS HE IN IT FOR ONLY TEN SECONDS! DAMN YOU ERNIE HUDSON! WAS IT WORTH SELLING YOUR SOUL ERNIE! WAS IT WORTH IT? YOU COULDN'T WAIT JUST A LITTLE LONGER FOR GHOSTBUSTERS 3 COULD YOU?

Sorry, I had to get that off my chest.